Santa

„He sees you

when you’re drinking

he knows

when you were pooped

he saw you

in your undies

when you tried

to climb the roof.

Drunk.

Sooooo…

You!

Better watch out

you better not smile

you better be clean

take white powder

from your lip

and

when he comes

on your roof

prepare those carrots,

vodka and vine.

Because…

Santa is coming

not only to town!!!

PS. Mrs. Santa said he is on diet.”

You go on diet!

Buggers.

I need more cookies!!

Day 3085 of teaching how to be a bear… Some fears stay even when exams end!!!

Day 3085 uczenia jak misiem być… Czasem po egzaminie wcale ulgi nie ma!!!

Mój sklep/My shop here ChepcherJones and BearfromBornholm

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